Lover Of Wheels T-Shirts

'Any safety features?' - 'Yes, the price. It makes you drive slowly.'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

A heart shaped cake

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Frog flirting.

Klimt Kiss Phones

Raptures

"I heard they mate for life."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

"Do you do much walking?"

Urns in love

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Say it with flowers: It!

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

Words of Love

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Relationships.

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'