Lover Of The Peculiar Gifts

"What a way to go."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"I gotta be me!"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Traffic Cone Monsters

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

Baseball.

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

UFO and snowman

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

Route 666.

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

Poetry reading nightly

"Jerry, you can't keep coming back from the dead every time I have coffee with someone."

Flower tribute

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

Albert should have known that cactuses rarely have change. Besides, they prefer jazz.

"The doctors...say...they've never...seen...another case quite...like...it."

A Heated Argument

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

Antiques Store with a bin outside with a sign saying 'Not for Sale'.

Shark Surfing the Waves.