Lover Of The Peculiar Mugs

"What a way to go."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"I gotta be me!"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Traffic Cone Monsters

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

Baseball.

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

UFO and snowman

Route 666.

Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

Poetry reading nightly

"Jerry, you can't keep coming back from the dead every time I have coffee with someone."

Flower tribute

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

Albert should have known that cactuses rarely have change. Besides, they prefer jazz.

"The doctors...say...they've never...seen...another case quite...like...it."

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

A Heated Argument

Antiques Store with a bin outside with a sign saying 'Not for Sale'.

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

'Of course this scribble doesn't make any sense. Why do you think the critics call it an intellectual masterpiece?'