Lover Of Homonyms Pillows

"No, I said we were going bear hunting...not hunting bare!"

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

My Spam Sketchbook

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

Backdoor

'My husband's first name? Heck, I don't know! I call him `wimp` since we met the first time'!

"I was listening at the door and I overheard the nickname they have for me."

"Well, it looks like the shit finally hit the fan. So, who wants to lick the blades?"

"I must have hit 20 home runs!"

Wilhelm Dilthey

"Well, I don't consider it a tattoo. I consider it a monogram."

'Remember, son...forewarned is four-armed.'

Onandonodon

'They call me 'ka-ching'...I'm the go-to cash player.'

Reflection greeting cards.

And it goes without saying that...

"So far we've narrowed the choice of names down to either Fearnaught or HMS Arsekicker."

I think we've been riding in circles. I can't find the outpost anywhere! You can't see the fortress for the trees!

"We realize it is an unnecessary department, but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down."

"Have it say, 'Help Wanted'."

"Our Instacart shopper says they're out and to order earlier if we want worms."

"May I write a poem about you?"

'A moiety of twa is still ae.'

More Animal Grammar. Pool sharks. Pool sharks.

"Sorry, Tom, but when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail."

'They call me... Condor!'

Celebrity anagram: I'm a merry bachelor (Answer: Michael Barrymore)

"What's the matter, cat got your tongue?"

The Stranger

"Don't you think it's time we talked about the rhinoceros in the room?"

"How are we going to explain this?"