'Avez-vous French toast?'
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Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop
Before/After
"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."
"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."
"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"
Fast Nouvelle Cuisine.
'Careful. The plates are extremely cold.'
'Your check? Certainly,sir -- would you like it itemized?'
"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."
Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app
Master Chef
'Free Chen Cuangcheng fortune cookies are here!'
'Welcome monsieur et madame, may I take your coats, gloves and savings?'
'How about a drink?' - 'You've got gravy.'
We're sunk. Everyone's supposed to bring their Grandma's best dish to the potluck. Don't panic. Helen's Grandma was from Scotland. Yeah. But the Patakis cook Indian feasts. And the Mercantis still make 10 course Italian dinners. What was your Granny's specialty? Jell-o cube salad. Mmm ... sweet or savory?
"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."
'You think ideas are contained in food?'
Operating table.
"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"
'A pork pie in its wrapper, please.'
'We're out of orange, M'sieur -- how about duck a la ketchup?'
Try our frogs' legs.
Welsh Cakes
These two pictures show my dad's work at the Stock Exchange....
"And I'm actually the one who puts the giblets back into the chickens..."
"So, if it's not food colouring, how did you make my bologna sandwich green?"
"I hope you've noticed that our menu is refreshingly devoid of creativity."
Unhygienic Restaurant
"I am sorry sir, but we do have a dress code here."
'My fortune says, 'You will soon enjoy genetically modified rice'.'
"Hi, welcome to Hooter."
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