Lover Of Culinary Surprises Pillows

'My fortune says, 'You will soon enjoy genetically modified rice'.'

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Cheese Secret

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

Chernobyl Chow

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

'Killing two birds with one stone...bacon coffee.'

"All the adventure is gone since the bred out all the Trichinosis."

Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app

"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."

Instant Slimmer Soup.

"Mmm. The soup du jour is not cream of mushroom. It is not tomato or celery, it is not chicken, nor is it Scotch broth. It is most definitely not won ton..."

"It's General Gau's Strange Flavored Chicken prepared by Mrs. Howel's odd looking husband."

'Food critics cannot determine what are crime scenes.'

'Here's your 'Chef's Surprise,' sir -- I'm legally required to tell you that you have one last chance to change your mind.'

"The strawberry surprise may have been predictable but the real surprise comes with the bill."

'I don't eat red meat.' 'This is green.'

"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"

The Modern Daredevil.

"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."

Fish steals a fisherman's worms.

"Enjoy!"

"And I'm actually the one who puts the giblets back into the chickens..."

'I'm glad out parents aren't hung up about not spoiling us.'

Chef's first kiss

"Ye, just like I thought. Mennonites."

I'm not sure if it's dangerous to humans - all we've found out is that the mice won't eat it.