Lover Of Highs And Lows Pillows

These two pictures show my dad's work at the Stock Exchange....

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Economy - USA.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Bureau of the Damned

"From this you make a living?"

Aggression/Security

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

Graph to find your IQ

'Both were written this year by the same author.'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."

'Wasn't it about here, when you begrudgingly, decided to try my 'ridiculous' investment plan?'

Pranking Zombies

"The good news is that your appendectomy op was a complete success"

It's officially spring

Bar chart

"You're making a mountain out of a molehill."

'Well, that's a helluva great business plan... What have you done before you founded a management consultancy, Mr... umh... Smith?'

"Now this is teamwork!"

"I had it all figured out. Sleep late, watch TV, play all day...then kindergarten happened."

'I'm afraid it doesn't look good Ma'am. Your husband's got 'Saturday Night Fever.'

Seventies heartthrob

'He said there's a 40-minute wait for non-smoking.'

'My fellow Americans...great news.'

'Avez-vous French toast?'

'We've given you a brain scan and we can't find anything.'