Lover Of Highs And Lows Mugs

These two pictures show my dad's work at the Stock Exchange....

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Economy - USA.

'Your place or mine?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"From this you make a living?"

Bureau of the Damned

Aggression/Security

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

Graph to find your IQ

'Both were written this year by the same author.'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

Pranking Zombies

"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."

'Wasn't it about here, when you begrudgingly, decided to try my 'ridiculous' investment plan?'

It's officially spring

"The good news is that your appendectomy op was a complete success"

Bar chart

"Now this is teamwork!"

"You're making a mountain out of a molehill."

"I had it all figured out. Sleep late, watch TV, play all day...then kindergarten happened."

'Well, that's a helluva great business plan... What have you done before you founded a management consultancy, Mr... umh... Smith?'

'Let's set aside the role as the 'Bringer of Death' and explore your desire to dance,'

'I'm afraid it doesn't look good Ma'am. Your husband's got 'Saturday Night Fever.'

'He said there's a 40-minute wait for non-smoking.'

Seventies heartthrob

'My fellow Americans...great news.'

'Avez-vous French toast?'