Lover Of Funny Wedding Moments Pillows

'Hey -- my hiccups are cured!'

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'You may now kick the bride.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'No, but thanks for asking.'

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

'It started with between-meal snacks -- now he's having between-snack noshes.'

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

"To begin with, he ate most of the wedding cake..."

When Female Leopards Marry.

Just married.

Dog to person whose legs are sticking out of doghouse: 'Which important date did you forget this time, Jeff?'

'Camilla, I don't mind you writing your own vows but you can't start 'Now Diana is dead...''

"Man, I hate it when she sneaks up on me like that."

Trouble Ahead

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"