Humor In Weddings Fan Pillows

'On second thought, maybe I'll shop around a little first.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

'You may now kick the bride.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'No, but thanks for asking.'

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

'I told you he had a temper.'

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"

'Do you promise to love her in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, until one day she decides to bite off your head and eat you.'

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

When Female Leopards Marry.

Just married.

"I remember when you used to whisper sweet nothings in my ear."

"My wife isn't speaking to me."

"To begin with, he ate most of the wedding cake..."

'If someone objects to this union, tweet now or forever hold your peace...'