Humor In Weddings Fan Prints

'On second thought, maybe I'll shop around a little first.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'You may now kick the bride.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'No, but thanks for asking.'

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

Barry's fear of commitment crops up again.

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

'I told you he had a temper.'

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

'Do you promise to love her in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, until one day she decides to bite off your head and eat you.'

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

"I remember when you used to whisper sweet nothings in my ear."

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

Groom carries bride across threshold, goes back to carry in mother-in-law.

"To begin with, he ate most of the wedding cake..."

"My wife isn't speaking to me."

Just married.

'If someone objects to this union, tweet now or forever hold your peace...'