Lover Of Wedding Comedy Pillows

'What's the matter, baby? . . . Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is.'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'You may now kick the bride.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

'No, but thanks for asking.'

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

Barry's fear of commitment crops up again.

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

"Ah-h, her comes my better half now."

'It started with between-meal snacks -- now he's having between-snack noshes.'

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

"To begin with, he ate most of the wedding cake..."

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

When Female Leopards Marry.

'...and he hogs the sunny spot!'

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

Just married.

Dog to person whose legs are sticking out of doghouse: 'Which important date did you forget this time, Jeff?'

'Camilla, I don't mind you writing your own vows but you can't start 'Now Diana is dead...''

Trouble Ahead

"Man, I hate it when she sneaks up on me like that."

"And do you also promise to be LinkedIn for life, facebook friends forever and to stay off Tinder till you're burnt to a cinder?"

The climatic wedding scene from "I Married the Blob"

"My client doesn't have to answer that."

"....And are you willing to stand your mothers-in-laws' bleating until the divorce court do you apart?"