Lover Of Wedding Comedy Pillows

'What's the matter, baby? . . . Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is.'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'You may now kick the bride.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'No, but thanks for asking.'

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

'In sickness and in health, under affordable health care or unaffordable. . .'

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

'It started with between-meal snacks -- now he's having between-snack noshes.'

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

"Ah-h, her comes my better half now."

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

Just married.

'...and he hogs the sunny spot!'

"To begin with, he ate most of the wedding cake..."

When Female Leopards Marry.

Dog to person whose legs are sticking out of doghouse: 'Which important date did you forget this time, Jeff?'

Trouble Ahead

"Man, I hate it when she sneaks up on me like that."

'Camilla, I don't mind you writing your own vows but you can't start 'Now Diana is dead...''

"Not only, she drives me crazy - she found me a car pool!"

The climatic wedding scene from "I Married the Blob"

"My client doesn't have to answer that."

"Tell me, have you ever been in a church prior to getting married?"