Lover Of Funny Illustrations Pillows

'Yes, I know I look guilty. I can't help it!'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'Jurassic Pork.'

Apple Pie Abduction

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Cat and Dog Bike

"It's a witch, all right. So do we burn, bake or poach it?"

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Death Beggar

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

Smiley Victory Fingers

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"You must be the demolition team."

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

With a sickening jolt, Mel realized the awful truth: he was being defended by a pair of court-appointed light-weights, against the sharpest prosecutors in the county.

'No, Billy, There's no patron saint of bullying.'

'I hate half moon.'

'Talk about inconsiderate! You could have permanently damaged the bike!'

Cartoon Crisis. . . Biden's already causing problems!

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.

'However, the jurors unanimously agreed that Blogojevich is the politician with the best hair!'

"Stick what up?"

Bombs falling in Nazi Germany.

Next time youwant to demonstrate Ronaldo's flying overhead kick to your nephew...use a pen and paper!

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Gulliver Makes Another Discovery.

Ways to mount a horse

'It's gonna be tough rounding these corners.'

"We have an exceptionally loyal workforce."

'Here are your new vestments. No problem with the 'vow of silence', brother?'

Punch Initials - P

'I like to think I make a difference.'

"Me, after years of begging, I was finally allowed into the house yesterday. You know what, it was kind of a letdown..."

"Quick take cover! It's one of ours."

'What's gotten into Grandma? 'No' was right on the tip of her tongue today.'