Lover Of Funny Illustrations Mugs

'Yes, I know I look guilty. I can't help it!'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'Jurassic Pork.'

Apple Pie Abduction

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Cat and Dog Bike

"It's a witch, all right. So do we burn, bake or poach it?"

Death Beggar

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

I owe you an apology for not believing you have back pain.

Smiley Victory Fingers

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

"You must be the demolition team."

With a sickening jolt, Mel realized the awful truth: he was being defended by a pair of court-appointed light-weights, against the sharpest prosecutors in the county.

'No, Billy, There's no patron saint of bullying.'

'Talk about inconsiderate! You could have permanently damaged the bike!'

Cartoon Crisis. . . Biden's already causing problems!

'I hate half moon.'

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.

"Stick what up?"

'However, the jurors unanimously agreed that Blogojevich is the politician with the best hair!'

Next time youwant to demonstrate Ronaldo's flying overhead kick to your nephew...use a pen and paper!

Bombs falling in Nazi Germany.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Gulliver Makes Another Discovery.

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

Ways to mount a horse

'Here are your new vestments. No problem with the 'vow of silence', brother?'

'I like to think I make a difference.'

'It's gonna be tough rounding these corners.'

"Me, after years of begging, I was finally allowed into the house yesterday. You know what, it was kind of a letdown..."

"We have an exceptionally loyal workforce."

Punch Initials - P

"Quick take cover! It's one of ours."