Collecting Funny Illustrations Mugs

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Skeleton playing fetch.

Apple Pie Abduction

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'Jurassic Pork.'

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Cat and Dog Bike

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

Just Browsing.

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

"They just love tassels."

Smiley Victory Fingers

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

"I recommend the mushrooms."

Golf ball stuck on a camel in a bunker next to a confused looking golfer

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!"

Gonna Suck

Up Pariscope.

"These choir robes are so hot, I'm glad I went commando."

The awesome new CZ 1000 Cowasaki.

Alcoholic's X-Ray

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

'That's 'Mister old fart' to you!'

'I want you outta town by sundown, Partner... this is a spaghetti western - no place for a fettucini!'

'Could you give me big tits?'

'You don't need a menu here, mate. If you can't see it on my apron, we don't sell it.'

Elder Assist Bird: 'I'm not going to tell you again! Take your ***** pills!'