Collecting Funny Illustrations T-Shirts

I owe you an apology for not believing you have back pain.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Skeleton playing fetch.

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'Jurassic Pork.'

Apple Pie Abduction

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Cat and Dog Bike

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Pampered Pets.

'Bad news! We're hamsters!'

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

Just Browsing.

Smiley Victory Fingers

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

"They just love tassels."

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

Welcome to old age - I come up seven or eight times a night to empty my blowhole, too.

Golf ball stuck on a camel in a bunker next to a confused looking golfer

"I recommend the mushrooms."

Alcoholic's X-Ray

"These choir robes are so hot, I'm glad I went commando."

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!"

Up Pariscope.

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

Gonna Suck

I'm sorry, sir. We don

The awesome new CZ 1000 Cowasaki.

When you said it was a place with women and a bar I didn't think you meant a ballet class.

'That's 'Mister old fart' to you!'

'I want you outta town by sundown, Partner... this is a spaghetti western - no place for a fettucini!'

'Could you give me big tits?'

'You don't need a menu here, mate. If you can't see it on my apron, we don't sell it.'