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'No, Billy, There's no patron saint of bullying.'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Apple Pie Abduction

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

"You funnin' me, bub?"

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Moulting"

Cat and Dog Bike

"You never take me in your arms!"

"It's a witch, all right. So do we burn, bake or poach it?"

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

Coot on a jetty

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Potatoes.

'The stuff legends are made of'

I owe you an apology for not believing you have back pain.

Sketches by Boz - A Pickpocket Being Wheelbarrowed to Police Station

"He calls himself orange roughy, but I remember when his name was slimehead."

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

Rhino bird in the rain

The hangman's badinage

With a sickening jolt, Mel realized the awful truth: he was being defended by a pair of court-appointed light-weights, against the sharpest prosecutors in the county.

Nicholas congratulates Arthur Gride on his wedding morning

Cat and Mouse

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

Mr. Haredale defies the mob

Clergyman and Working Girl

'Of course I didn't palm it, fellas, it just stuck to my butt.'

Devil selling angel wings.

"It's a tough little blighter,isn't it!"