Collector Of Quirky Illustrations Pillows

'No, Billy, There's no patron saint of bullying.'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Apple Pie Abduction

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

"You funnin' me, bub?"

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Moulting"

Cat and Dog Bike

"You never take me in your arms!"

"It's a witch, all right. So do we burn, bake or poach it?"

Coot on a jetty

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Potatoes.

'The stuff legends are made of'

Sketches by Boz - A Pickpocket Being Wheelbarrowed to Police Station

"He calls himself orange roughy, but I remember when his name was slimehead."

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

The hangman's badinage

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

Rhino bird in the rain

With a sickening jolt, Mel realized the awful truth: he was being defended by a pair of court-appointed light-weights, against the sharpest prosecutors in the county.

Nicholas congratulates Arthur Gride on his wedding morning

Cat and Mouse

Clergyman and Working Girl

Mr. Haredale defies the mob

"It's a tough little blighter,isn't it!"

Devil selling angel wings.

'Of course I didn't palm it, fellas, it just stuck to my butt.'

"Stick what up?"