Lover Of Festive Gatherings Pillows

"It's always the same at this time of year..."

Lesbian civil partnership.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Paul goes home for the holidays

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Cake

Cheers

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

Maypole

Festive squad

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

Just your average family holiday portrait.

'Even the Easter Bunny has to make a living the other 364 days a year, you know.'

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

Seventh Birthday

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

Cat plays the cello

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

Turkey Owl

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

The Happiest Hen in Abingdon.

'To me! Let's party.'

Are we nearly there yet?

Happy New Year

'We, too, celebrate Hallowe'en.'