Lover Of Festive Gatherings Pillows

"It's always the same at this time of year..."

Lesbian civil partnership.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Paul goes home for the holidays

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

Cake

Cheers

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

Festive squad

Maypole

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

Just your average family holiday portrait.

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

Seventh Birthday

'Even the Easter Bunny has to make a living the other 364 days a year, you know.'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

Cat plays the cello

Are we nearly there yet?

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

Turkey Owl

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

The Happiest Hen in Abingdon.

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

'To me! Let's party.'

Festive Fizz?