Festive Gatherings Pillows

'I think I preferred the old office parties.'

"I've come as my vaccine passport."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'This is the last time we spend Christmas with your parents!'

Christmas.

Festive Fizz?

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Christmas Tree

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Elfie Stick

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Dancing in pyjamas

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

The devil you know and his plus one

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

The prying mantis,

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."