Lover Of Famous Sayings T-Shirts

'I'm sorry sir, you can't actually have your cake and eat it!'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

Karine Jean-Pierre

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

'Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.'

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

'Don't be silly - I love you for your body AND your tiny little brain!'

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

"Lucky you. Cliches are 10% off today."

Neither Here nor There

'We don't hear 'giddyap' much anymore.'

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Doctor scared by apples,

John Cooper Clarke

"'Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson"

Reflection greeting cards.

And it goes without saying that...

Quip, Bon Mot, Whittycism.

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

Has No Weevil, Sees no Weevil, Eats a Weevil.