Lover Of Famous Sayings Pillows

'I'm sorry sir, you can't actually have your cake and eat it!'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

'Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.'

National Security Agency. "The unexamined life is not worth living." Entrance. I doubt they mean that in the same way Socrates did!

Karine Jean-Pierre

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

'You can't handle the truth.' - Scene from 'Do these pants make me look fat' starring Jack Nioholson

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

'Don't be silly - I love you for your body AND your tiny little brain!'

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

"Lucky you. Cliches are 10% off today."

Neither Here nor There

'We don't hear 'giddyap' much anymore.'

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Doctor scared by apples,

John Cooper Clarke

I think we've been riding in circles. I can't find the outpost anywhere! You can't see the fortress for the trees!

Reflection greeting cards.

Quip, Bon Mot, Whittycism.

And it goes without saying that...

Al, you can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. I can easily work within those parameters, doctor.

You have nothing to fear but fear itself, Al. I realize that, Dr. Kapuchnik. That's why I always have my fear with a side of fries.

"'Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson"

Writing about scientific progress in 1675, Isaac Newton said " If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." This metaphor is now commonly used to make the point that scientific advances are made using a foundation built by the work of those who came before. That Newton guy was right, you can see further when you're on the shoulders of Giants. I just wonder if he was talking about the players from the football Giants or the baseball Giants. Ernie is a much bigger fan

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'