Lover Of Colorful Chaos Gifts

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

What My Day Feels Like

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'You made me jump.'

'Food fight!'

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

It's all gravy.

A catch-all is born.

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

"Is this 'pollocks'."

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

Falling for art

Out and In.

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

"Too busy."

"Is that your answer for everything...fold in a stick of butter?"

Paint fight art!

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!

"I can't see my screen!!"

"But this way I know where everything is."