Lovely Luthier Gifts

"Please, Daddy. I don't want to learn to use a computer. I want to learn to play the violin."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

House of books.

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

Luthier

A bow eating 'Rosin Bran'

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

Hymns - Optional Extras

"The cellular service is terrible in these things."

Lady Anglea

maze

Concerned about saving energy, Bev tries out some of the new down lingerie.

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

'Then I add the juice of one bottle of brandy.'

Freeways in the Supermarket

'Yes, I know you've been calling here for years trying to get a hold of Mr. Shelton, but he isn't in right now. . . he hasn't returned from his first-ever appraisal!'

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

'You can wake up now, he finished the maze. But next time we'll going back to mice.'

"Oh no Henry - Not Another one of your proclamations!"

Late Bloomers.

"We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate."

"Malcolm W. Dunlap, violin repairs. Malcolm, we are so pleased to see you."

Violin Maker

'My husband is just being modest. Buck is the finest mason in the tri-county area!'

Male and Female Toilets for Keys and Doorknob Locks

You realize this means 6 more weeks of lent.

"Tough day at the labyrinth?"