Lovely Luthier Mugs

"Please, Daddy. I don't want to learn to use a computer. I want to learn to play the violin."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

House of books.

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

Luthier

A bow eating 'Rosin Bran'

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.

Hymns - Optional Extras

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

Lady Anglea

'Then I add the juice of one bottle of brandy.'

maze

"The cellular service is terrible in these things."

Freeways in the Supermarket

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

'Yes, I know you've been calling here for years trying to get a hold of Mr. Shelton, but he isn't in right now. . . he hasn't returned from his first-ever appraisal!'

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

"Oh no Henry - Not Another one of your proclamations!"

Late Bloomers.

"We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate."

'You can wake up now, he finished the maze. But next time we'll going back to mice.'

"Malcolm W. Dunlap, violin repairs. Malcolm, we are so pleased to see you."

'Can you bench press a loaded key chain?'

Violin Maker

Male and Female Toilets for Keys and Doorknob Locks

"Tough day at the labyrinth?"