Library Labyrinth Lover Mugs

House of books.

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Do your research!

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Paranormal A-Z...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Sigmund Freud.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'Bring out yer books!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Two Generations of Readers

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Charles Addams.

LIBRARY, 'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

'Ask your computer.'

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

Library

"I'm after the history section."