Lovely Dovey Gifts

'I never sleep with someone on the first date, so oncve we've had mad passionate intercourse you'll have to leave'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Shake! Good Dog."

Dog in love

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Arms race - USA and Russia.

The Common Sutra.

'You tell me how he does it.'

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

"Will you be my emotional support human?"

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

War and Peace

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

'I think we'll have to call the fire brigade again.'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

Olive Branch

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"What have I told you about drawing on the walls?!"

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

Beditation: "I am at one with the duvet."

'The other way! that play went the other way! ... That's a decoy!'

"We all have a duvet day, Martin, but a duvet week!"

Peace on Earth

"Jackson, will you please stop doodling when you're on the phone?"

A Magician struggling to pull a rabbit out of a hat as a rabbit watches from the audience.

'But I must have bone! I need incentivising.'

Devil Stove

IRA Truce Out Of The Terrorism Cloud.

"The formula for the attention deficit disorder drug - how's it coming?"

"...A child of six could do it."

A dog gives a woman a birthday card while she plays a harpsichord.