Lovely Dovey T-Shirts

'I never sleep with someone on the first date, so oncve we've had mad passionate intercourse you'll have to leave'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Shake! Good Dog."

Dog in love

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'You tell me how he does it.'

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

"Will you be my emotional support human?"

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

War and Peace

'I think we'll have to call the fire brigade again.'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."

Olive Branch

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"What have I told you about drawing on the walls?!"

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

'The other way! that play went the other way! ... That's a decoy!'

'But I must have bone! I need incentivising.'

"We all have a duvet day, Martin, but a duvet week!"

Peace on Earth

"Jackson, will you please stop doodling when you're on the phone?"

Devil Stove

IRA Truce Out Of The Terrorism Cloud.

A dog gives a woman a birthday card while she plays a harpsichord.

"...A child of six could do it."