Lovely Dovey Mugs

'I never sleep with someone on the first date, so oncve we've had mad passionate intercourse you'll have to leave'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Shake! Good Dog."

Dog in love

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'You tell me how he does it.'

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

"Will you be my emotional support human?"

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

War and Peace

'I think we'll have to call the fire brigade again.'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."

Olive Branch

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"What have I told you about drawing on the walls?!"

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

'The other way! that play went the other way! ... That's a decoy!'

'But I must have bone! I need incentivising.'

"We all have a duvet day, Martin, but a duvet week!"

Peace on Earth

"Jackson, will you please stop doodling when you're on the phone?"

Devil Stove

IRA Truce Out Of The Terrorism Cloud.

A dog gives a woman a birthday card while she plays a harpsichord.

"...A child of six could do it."