Doggie Romantic Mugs

Dog in love

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Conversation between Dogs.

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"Thanks for walking me home."

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

The Flirtateous Period

"What's confusing is exactly how we're supposed to have sex."

Double Bike

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'Wow! I'm a dog person too!'

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

Tinder for dogs

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

'He can do 'roll over' and 'beg,' but he does 'sit' best.'

Collie F, 4 yrs old, well-trained, knows many tricks, wants to meet M, collie, afghan or greyhound. No mutts please.

BOWZ, poetry reading...'Neither good doggie, nor bad dog be...'

"My mother ate math homework while she was pregnant with me."

'Hooray! A Christmas miracle! I suddenly went blind an can't see that mistletoe above your head!'

'When I found those love letters to a Sherry, I was angry...until I realized she was your motorcycle. Now I'm just creeped out.'

"Do you 'C'mere!' often?"

While no one was watching, Brewster and Missy sneaked a quick Sniff under the Mistletoe.

Mitzy was determined to wash that man right out of her hair

'We're best friends, supposedly. . .? I sleep rough, get tied up, I'm fed left-overs. . . He even snarls at me when I dump. . .?'

'Bad, stupid dog! Get off the cou...ooh, sweet, precious doggiekins found my missing butcher knife!'

"Well, I see this 'A' in 'Looking Pitiful' is well deserved."

'I wish you wouldn't order for both of us.'

'OUT! You can't be one of the girls.'