Canine Romantics Mugs

Collie F, 4 yrs old, well-trained, knows many tricks, wants to meet M, collie, afghan or greyhound. No mutts please.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Venus

Sauvignon Bonk

"You're such a good listener."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'More bubbles!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Diamond outfits

Love linked

Love Conquers All

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Ostriches making out

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Dog in love

"You're solemates!"

Missing You.

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"Get a tomb!"

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."