Doily Lover Mugs

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

Early Piety

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"They’re real."

"I miss the Augean stables."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Myths and legends...

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Tired Barbie

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Dragon and Dragoff

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

'The knights are drawing closer'

Dollphins

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.