Love-struck Teen Gifts

"Gimme a break! Sylvia Sanchez doesn't like you!"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Lost in Admiration

'I fall in love so fast, so I carry these flowers around all the time...'

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"So you're sure...toilet-papering Sylvia Sanchez's house is the best way to get her attention?"

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

Suddenly...puberty hit Irwin!

I wonder what the kids are up to at the lake. Your mom will keep her eyes on them. She won't let them get into trouble. Nothing gets by her! ZZZZ. Psst. My silence isn't free!

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

'Get up before you embarrass yourself.'

'Let's not jump into this.'

'Linda, your boy friend is here to visit our refrigerator.'

'Phil and I have kissed and made up.'

"It's okay dad, I'm just saying good night."

Place for text.

'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'

"Have you told your dad about your new boyfriend?"

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

"You're still pulling back too hard on the bowstring"

'I can't be your Valentine right now, but I'll put your name on a waiting list.'

"My boyfriend's fifteen. . . do you have any perfume that smells like pizza?"

Baldo reality vs. Baldo fantasy.

'Sorry, I failed sex education.'

Baldo and a girl splash back and forth at the pool.

TEEN FISH

'You are going to love my parents, They go away every weekend,'

'I think maybe we've reached the age of the big turn around.'

'If there's one think I hate, it's a boy who wont take 'Yes' for an answer.'

Already self-conscious wearing a bra for the first time, Doris couldn't help but feel everyone was staring at her.

'It's not fair!'

"Our little Timmy is growing up! He's recycling the mistletoe for Valentine's Day!"