Love-struck Teen Gifts

"Gimme a break! Sylvia Sanchez doesn't like you!"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Lost in Admiration

'I fall in love so fast, so I carry these flowers around all the time...'

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"So you're sure...toilet-papering Sylvia Sanchez's house is the best way to get her attention?"

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

Suddenly...puberty hit Irwin!

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

'Get up before you embarrass yourself.'

'Let's not jump into this.'

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

'Linda, your boy friend is here to visit our refrigerator.'

'Phil and I have kissed and made up.'

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

"Have you told your dad about your new boyfriend?"

'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'

"You're still pulling back too hard on the bowstring"

Place for text.

"It's okay dad, I'm just saying good night."

'I can't be your Valentine right now, but I'll put your name on a waiting list.'

"My boyfriend's fifteen. . . do you have any perfume that smells like pizza?"

Baldo reality vs. Baldo fantasy.

'Sorry, I failed sex education.'

'You are going to love my parents, They go away every weekend,'

Baldo and a girl splash back and forth at the pool.

'I think maybe we've reached the age of the big turn around.'

"Our little Timmy is growing up! He's recycling the mistletoe for Valentine's Day!"

Pubescents in Space.

'If there's one think I hate, it's a boy who wont take 'Yes' for an answer.'

'It's not fair!'

'Dana, did I make a bad impression on your father?'