Love Story Junkie Pillows

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

Couple in Blue

The Giant Guardsman Chapters IX and x.

'Love changes everything.'

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

"We met through a contact tracing app."

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

A woman reads a romance novel.

"We've been dating for five years. Can I have Thursdays off please?"

Joe and Sally started an on-screen romance.

"I wanted to give her my heart and my whole life, but I forgot my credit card at home."

"I met my husband in this bar... well, ex-husband...well, my ex-husband who's my current boyfriend. It's complicated."

"Sara, we think you have a Dostoyevsky problem."

'You're lucky. My novel went straight to landfill.'

Fairy Tales Can Come True

Mouse on mouse action.

'You promised me a night of unbridled passion!'

"No! I want to stay up here with you!"

"Can you believe it? Smiley kissed me! I was totally not expecting it. She's probably gonna blabber it to the whole school! If I'm lucky."

Big Grin.

"Robyn Dixon got remarried!!!"

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"