Love Story Junkie T-Shirts

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

'Love changes everything.'

Couple in Blue

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters IX and x.

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

"We met through a contact tracing app."

A woman reads a romance novel.

"I wanted to give her my heart and my whole life, but I forgot my credit card at home."

Fairy Tales Can Come True

'You're lucky. My novel went straight to landfill.'

Joe and Sally started an on-screen romance.

"I met my husband in this bar... well, ex-husband...well, my ex-husband who's my current boyfriend. It's complicated."

"We've been dating for five years. Can I have Thursdays off please?"

"Sara, we think you have a Dostoyevsky problem."

"Can you believe it? Smiley kissed me! I was totally not expecting it. She's probably gonna blabber it to the whole school! If I'm lucky."

"No! I want to stay up here with you!"

"Men are animals! Yes, but some make lovely pets."

Mouse on mouse action.

"Robyn Dixon got remarried!!!"

Big Grin.

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"