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Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Empty box of ideas

Bright idea

Walking Luggage.

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'Excellent!...We've been looking to hire someone who can think outside the box.'

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Eureka!

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

The First Kite

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

Reinventing the Wheel

"I think your going to need a business plan."

Artificial Intelligence Drive

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

"People were steal his ideas"

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'