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Robot feeding Baby.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

'The stuka brought you.'

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

A baby using a heavy duty drill

Daisy Diaper Service

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'Aww, his first mobile...'

Now On Your Grocer's Shelf.

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

Paper Bath Towels.

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

"We're still figuring out how to monetise him."

Heimlich's Mother's Maneuvers

Designer Baby.

"We're coming up with new ways of monitoring health every week..."

"The bathroom was recently remodeled with more options."

'I got the idea from a veterinarian friend of mine.'

'The electric fence is a godsend.'

'How's the dandruff-suppressant coming along?'

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

'They're a bit pricey, but on the other hand, I don't have to buy any baby gates.'

The latest fall fashion trends

'Here's my business card.'

Unusual Washing Line

Man irons shirt in a scanner using computer peripheral on a mouse pad

'I'll only be using it as a night light.'

Nigel was well pleased with his new tank-top...

"He built his own steps. Apparently, he's loving, smart and impatient."

"Scuber?"

"The water was too hot."

Family Life

Jennifer was never particularly comfortable breast feeding in public so she would often ask Cameron to create a diversion.