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Robot feeding Baby.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

'The stuka brought you.'

A baby using a heavy duty drill

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"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'Aww, his first mobile...'

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

Now On Your Grocer's Shelf.

Paper Bath Towels.

"We're still figuring out how to monetise him."

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

"We're coming up with new ways of monitoring health every week..."

Heimlich's Mother's Maneuvers

Designer Baby.

"The bathroom was recently remodeled with more options."

'I got the idea from a veterinarian friend of mine.'

'Here's my business card.'

'The electric fence is a godsend.'

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

The latest fall fashion trends

'How's the dandruff-suppressant coming along?'

'They're a bit pricey, but on the other hand, I don't have to buy any baby gates.'

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Og invents the port-a-potty.

Man irons shirt in a scanner using computer peripheral on a mouse pad

'I'll only be using it as a night light.'

Nigel was well pleased with his new tank-top...

"Scuber?"

"The water was too hot."

"He built his own steps. Apparently, he's loving, smart and impatient."

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