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'The electric fence is a godsend.'

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'The child is very illogical'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"I'm bored."

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

Fitness Programme for babies

A Tit for Tat.

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'So this is goodbye then!'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Having nannies really changes you."

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

'The stuka brought you.'

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

Children's Nursery

A baby using a heavy duty drill

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

Beware of teething baby.

'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

'When the bough broke, did the daycare center's insurance rates go up?'

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

'This is great. No dishes to wash!'

Heimlich's Mother's Maneuvers

'Did Dr. Spock ever write anything about how to handle PARENTS?'

Women with her children of leashes passes dog walker with dogs so well trained they have no leashes.