Childcare Innovators T-Shirts

'The electric fence is a godsend.'

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'The child is very illogical'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"I'm bored."

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

A Tit for Tat.

Fitness Programme for babies

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'So this is goodbye then!'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Having nannies really changes you."

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

'The stuka brought you.'

Children's Nursery

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

Beware of teething baby.

'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

'When the bough broke, did the daycare center's insurance rates go up?'

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

'This is great. No dishes to wash!'

Designer Baby.

Heimlich's Mother's Maneuvers

Women with her children of leashes passes dog walker with dogs so well trained they have no leashes.