Personal Care Innovator T-Shirts

'How's the dandruff-suppressant coming along?'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Love conquers all, except plaque.

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

Psychiatry. Ordinary therapeutic techniques have been unsuccessful, but I have a crazy idea that just might work!

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

"Sun block and bug spray and rogain, oh my! ..."

Clock Tower Shadow

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

'That was quick!'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

"My husband's a big eater. Do you have any edible bathrobes?"