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'How's the dandruff-suppressant coming along?'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Love conquers all, except plaque.

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

Clock Tower Shadow

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

'That was quick!'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

"Work with me!"

"Instead of burying it, invest in pharmaceuticals."