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'This should make us more responsive to customers.'

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

Evolution.

Direct Marketing...

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

"Valet park only"

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

He's our ideas man. I can never tell if he's working or not.

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

'As all coherent strategy has failed, we turn to you.'

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'That was quick!'

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

"O.K., Chief! Hang on to your socks!"

"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes, depending on how well we confuse you."

"Does it not gladden the heart to see Lowry adapt so well to our new low overhead policy?"

"Instead of burying it, invest in pharmaceuticals."

'What if, and I know this sounds kooky, we communicated with the employees.'

'Needs more challenge.'

"We've been so consolidated the last few years our logo is a mishmash of a bit of everything."

"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."

'I try to encourage creativity.'