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"Valet park only"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Sport Utility Boot.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

The original paperless office

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

Evolution.

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

Congratulations Strike Over!

The Invention of the Wheel

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

'The customer is always right...'

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

"According to your resume, you've done nothing of any real significance since inventing the wheel."

Game In A Can.

Janet always was ahead of the curve...she outsourced herself.

Old and new technologies