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"Valet park only"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

The original paperless office

Sport Utility Boot.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

Evolution.

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Congratulations Strike Over!

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

The Invention of the Wheel

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

'The customer is always right...'

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

"According to your resume, you've done nothing of any real significance since inventing the wheel."

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

Game In A Can.

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