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Darn it, you're touching my half of the loveseat again. (Published originally on Feb. 20, 2008.)

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Chillaxing!

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

Internet Restaurant

Love chair

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

Reserve Ants

Darn it, you're touching my half of the love seat again.

I guess I just assumed we'd skip Take your child to work day this year. Chips.

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

Mountain Escalator

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

Not quite Beverly Hills.

'I think we're on different career paths.'

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

Hockney by the Pool

Building a house.

Couples On a Love Seat.

Happy National Pride Month

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

"Whoah, a love seat? Things are moving just a bit too fast."

'Sorry, I'm to tired to walk you today.'

'Pauls souns system was so loud that he had to wear earplugs'

Cat and Mouse

"I don't really need to go out, but as his best friend and life coach, he needs the exercise."