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"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Speed Dating.

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

The Wishing Well

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

The men of your dreams

'There are signs of improvement but I wouldn't order Christmas cards with both your names on them.'

Single men in Tahiti

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

Online Romance

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'