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'There are signs of improvement but I wouldn't order Christmas cards with both your names on them.'

"Wow that was great...for you."

"With the courage from that one drink I'll tell you I've been faking my squeal for years."

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Reach for the Star.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Surfing the daily stress

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Go! Means NOW!

The trauma of losing.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Time Is Money

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Back to school.

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

Self-esteem room