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'I hope this doesn't mean we have peaked.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Surfing the daily stress

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Self-esteem room

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

Meditation

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

Belief and Trust.

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

The power of now

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Courage. Love.

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

'You must heal yourself.'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

The Death of the Blues

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'...Do you, Thomas, take Charleen as your wife, to love and cherish, for better of worse...use Rehab as may be needed...for as long as you both shall live?'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"