Love Coach Pillows

'There are signs of improvement but I wouldn't order Christmas cards with both your names on them.'

"Wow that was great...for you."

"With the courage from that one drink I'll tell you I've been faking my squeal for years."

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Reach for the Star.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Surfing the daily stress

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Go! Means NOW!

The trauma of losing.

Time Is Money

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Self-esteem room

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

A married couple share the same pole vault.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'