Love Scout Prints

The Butterfly Collector Who Caught Cupid.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Speed Dating.

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

The Wishing Well

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"Try a danged head shot!"

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

Single men in Tahiti

The men of your dreams

'There are signs of improvement but I wouldn't order Christmas cards with both your names on them.'

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."

Online Romance

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

Spud dating.

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'