Love Of Technology Gifts

"Wow! So that was the bagel setting."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

The Selfie

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Bring out yer books!'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

Current location

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

Moon Lander

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

Cat has swallowed computer mouse.

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"