Love Of Technology Gifts

"Wow! So that was the bagel setting."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Bring out yer books!'

The Selfie

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

Current location

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

Moon Lander

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'