Devotee Of Technology Gifts

Monk on his cell phone gets struck by divine anger.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"Textin’"

'Bring out yer books!'

'Is this the new input device?'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

Fur Baby

God's Phone

"I'll never forget you."

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Current location

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

Moon Lander

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

Unicorn in the Woods

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'