Love Life Reflectors Pillows

"No, right house but 30 years too late."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"The overthinker"

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"Dear Mom and Dad: Thanks for the happy childhood. You've destroyed any chance I had of becoming a writer."

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

Man tries reaching for the Sun's reflection thinking it is a ball.

"Martin, did we ever get our freak on?"

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

"We slipped in the tub."

'Were you playing footsie with me?'

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

'How does it make you feel when he doesn't acknowledge all the hard work you put into gathering?'

'How long have you had this persecution complex?'

"Lucky!"

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."

'So, you're married to my ex-husband?'

"My dating life has come down to choosing between bad breath and bad credit."